Sunday, November 23, 2014

Sometime I like to be silly
I did a Meghan Trainor "All about the Bass" Parody
It seems to be the in thing
I can't sing so you just get the lyrics
Mine is called
"All about the Kicks"

Because you know
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble

Yeah, it’s pretty clear I ain’t no young chic
But I can kick it, kick it
Like I am suppose to do
Cause I got a front kick that all my friends hate
All the right kicks, land in all the right places

I see the corner gym workin the tybo class
We know that shit ain’t real
C’mon and make it stop
If your gonna kick someone you better do it right
Cause you want your kicks to land perfect
 whether to the belly or the thigh

My Sensei. Told me always to turn my hip…
It gives more power to all of my rouunnd kicks…
You know the front kick is my favorite to throw….
So if you don’t want to get hit keep your elbows in and low

Because you know
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
Because you know
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
Because you know
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
Because you know
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble


I’m bringin side kicks back
Go ahead and tell everyone to watch their abs
No, I’m not playing, kicks are follow by my jabs.
I am here to tell you
you want your kicks to land perfect whether to the belly or the thigh

My Sensei. Told me always to turn my hip…
It gives more power to all of your rouunnd kicks…
You know the front kick is my favorite to throw….
So if you don’t want to get hit keep your elbows in and low

Because you know
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble
I’m all about the kicks
Bout the kicks, here’s trouble

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Chillin' with a Ninja

Simple pleasures of life. A cold beer, a fire and a ninja. What more can you ask for after a long day at work? Speaking of work; summer is coming to an end and I have not done all I have set out to accomplish. I decided work just gets in the way. Takes up entirely too much of my time. I have adventures to accomplish. Do my bosses not realize this? Did they not get the memo? C'mon people! Let alone the time I have missed training!
But I will fix it all. I will just have to do some winter adventures and search for a less time consuming job. You always got to have a plan.

Peace out

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Sometimes ninjas and pirates get along


I have a friend who is a pirate. We get along pretty well.
We go on adventures together.
Although there are times we fight epic battles. 
But all in good fun.

Proving the point beings of different cultures can get along.

respect each other
embrace differences
and when sparring a pirate expect the unexpected