I got a job today!
No, I was not hired as a ninja.
I know kind of depressing.
Just a regular job at a regular place.
Actually, I am happy. It has taken a long time to find work.
I can't wait to start being part of the work force again.
(catch up on the bills)
I know I am lucky I got a job.
But man, I'd so rather be a Ninja.