I have been relatively good this year.
Please, please, can I have pajamas shown below?
I will make an attempt to be better next year.
Of course, there are never any guarantees on my behavior. Sometimes a Ninja gotta do what a Ninja gotta do.
I would buy them myself but they are ridiculously over priced and morally I can not, with a good conscience, purchase them. I figure you may have connections, Santa.